Bra money and panty money

Woman comes in and orders..she says she is going to pay with her "bra money"...I had to ask, against my better judgement of course, what bra money was...she says she has bra money and panty money..Bra money is for things like liquor or cheeseburgers and panty money is for rent and car payments...but if your panty is money is "funny" then it's okay to spend it on liquor because "you ain't going to make the rent anyway and the repo man gonna get the car too, might as well be drunk"...and now I know.